Me: Who's there?
Ava: Who.
Me: Who who?
Ava: Who who loves You? (whispering, "it's me Mama." followed by a violent eruption of giggles.)
And then she had to get a sponge and mop my heart off the floor. Too gross? You know, because it melted from the love. Anyway, I thought I would record this one since her other jokes are so bad. She has the best timing. It always sounds like it's going to be really good and then...
Mama?
Yes?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
Because he had the chicken pox! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Mama?
Yes?
What did the car say to the bus?
What?
I'm turning around and going to McDonald's! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Mama?
Yes?
A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walk into a bar
Ok, just kidding on the last one. But it wouldn't surprise me. Unfortunately, it would end with, and then the turtle farted. Ha, ha, ha, ha!