Me: (standing in the kitchen trying to make lunch for everyone before we have to be at Ava's five hour ballet practice, while simultaneously answering a million questions and trying to comfort Ian on my hip after he "faww down.")
Ava: "Mommy, is having two kids pretty hard?"
Me: (regretfully, not skipping a beat) "Yes."
Ava: "Oh."
Daddy: (Sensitively noticing the slightest change in her demeanor:) "But you know that you and Ian are the best parts of mommy's life, right?"
Ava: (smiling) "Yes."
Daddy: "Because if she didn't have you she would be reading on a tropical beach somewhere surrounded by piles of money."
Ava: "That would be sad."
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Pahahaha! That is awesome.
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