Sunday, October 23, 2011

Ava's list of birthday ridiculousness

Apparently my nearly five year old has too much time on her hands as she has constructed a very extensive birthday list for herself. Here are the highlights:

Pink sparkly shoes

Tinkerbell costume

Tiana costume

Sleeping beauty shoes and fake earrings

Tinkerbell shoes

Rapunzel costume

Tinkerbell figurines that comes with her friends too

Fake computer

Mini-Van

Real Pet Unicorn, please, please, please!

Fifty Dollars

Tinkerbell books

Pinkalicious Book

All of Tinkerbell’s friends costumes

Toy horse

Real horse

Horse Pillow Pet

Swingset

Ok, so I am slightly embarrassed to admit that early on in her young life I discovered a way to avoid tantrums at any and every store that carries toys, candy, and sparkly things that catch her eye. I simply tell her that she can put it on her birthday list. Luckily, she's always been so thankful to receive anything that she forgets Mama didn't wrap up 'the entire Disney store' and deliver it to her in her new mini-van. I'm banking on the fact that by the time she realizes 'put it on your birthday list' means she's not getting it, she'll be past the phase where she screams, "I hate you," runs into the Sears store and hides in the optical center until found and spanked and then caged in the car like a wild animal until Mama regains her composure enough to drive home. You know, just hypothetically speaking.

1 comment:

  1. I love how there is a lot of overlap but technically no repeats. She has such an amazing memory. I will keep my eye out for that real horse and ship it up wearing a Tinkerbell costume. And why just $50? Tell her to go for at least $500.

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