Me(balancing Ian on one hip in the kitchen trying to make oatmeal and slice oranges one handed, because somebody refuses to be put down after whining for breakfast and then refusing to eat.):What is it?
Ava: THE WHITE TOWELS ARE DIRTY!
Me: Why?
Ava: BECAUSE I WIPED MY FACE AND HANDS ALL OVER THEM AFTER I ATE A CANDY CANE YESTERDAY!
Me(still balancing Ian as he rubs his eyes and tries to throw himself onto the floor, only to scream that I pick him up again, probably because he woke up six times last night crying, just long enough to wake me up and then go back to sleep): Ok, I'll wash them later.
Ava(walking back into the kitchen shaking her head): Mommy, you really should take better care of your things.
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